And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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