Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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