i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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