then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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