I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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