ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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