Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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