Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I need water and some morals
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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