I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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