I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??