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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity

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• (760): View more from California

  You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.

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• (650): View more from California

  I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes

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  The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot

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• (916): View more from California

  In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?

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  Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I just started talking about how noodles were so good

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