I love black thongs
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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