dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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