it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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