You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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