Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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