I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
