Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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