he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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