if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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