FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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