we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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