doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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