i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
