just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
