My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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