Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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