You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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