god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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