What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
We're hate flirting, damnit.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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