FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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