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I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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