The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sorry about my life...
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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