Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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