i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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