4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
your room smells of hookers.
And success
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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