Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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