SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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