I'm drive I can fine osifer
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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