these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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