Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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