Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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