I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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