If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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