Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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