She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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