all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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