I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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