Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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I need you to use more vowels.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
