Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
50% drunk capacity currently
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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