so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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