You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I still have a little drunk in my system
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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