sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
worst night to have a conscience
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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