Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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