it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I had to cum in my sink.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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